Debt Collection

I shall be at the match this weekend to collect deposits for Jon's Stag-weekend!

Where is the match anyways?

Happy Valentines Day X

Chelsea Team in Nightclub Shocker

A Ukranian woman bumps into the entrie Chelsea football squad in a night club.

She approaches John Terry and asks for his autograph. She duly drops out her left tit, which she signs.

She asks Drogba for the same. She drops out her right tit. he signs it.

She asks Mourino for his autograph, and drops her knickers, and shows her fanny to him.

To which he said, "Fuck off! The last time I signed a Ukranian cunt it cost me 30 million pounds and the premiership title!"

Jon's Summer StagFest 2007

Hello there dudes who know Jon,
If you do not know Jon, please disregard this Post.

I am posting you regarding Jonny H’s Stag Weekend!

I am Keef, his brother; I shall be arranging this with the help of Mr Bob Compton and several ex-KGB agents.
Be nice to Boris and Ivan, otherwise you might turn into radioactive man.

It will probably be 8th/9th/10th of June 2007
I will try to keep the Fee will be kept to a maximum of £250 for flights, accommodation + an activity and a nightclub entry.
Plus your spending money of course!

We have a number of destinations we are looking at in Europe.

I need to get an idea of numbers so I can get some quotes.
So if you are up for it, add yourself to my list and get back to me. #

1. STAG – Jon Horwood
2. BM – Keith Horwood
3. Bob Compton
4. YOU

Please reply ASAP so this can get sorted.
Please spread the word at football as its unlikely I will be there this week but I am sure someone will read this before then. I just need to get an idea of numbers!

Open Yer Diaries

Please Pencil in 9/10th June Weekend as it shall be Jon's Stag Weekend at an undisclosed euro destination! Pass it on to all Oaks Players who are interested.

Friday Night Mayhem !!!

As another year passes for the inspirational captain of the Oaks, he would like to celebrate reaching the supposed 'prime' of his football career by inviting the team to Mayhem.

I will be meeting in the last post in the evening time for a pint or two. Everyone's welcome of course, even milesy. They'll probably have a side door that they can sneak you inside !!!