Saturday, February 20, 2016

Aveley Academicals 10 - 1 Chadwell

If Chadwell were expecting flowers and chocolates on a cold Valentine’s Day morning, they were in for a rude awakening.  Instead Aveley Academicals served up a feast of burnt toast, cold tea and a 10-1 thrashing – who says that romance is dead.  In a quite remarkable 90 minutes, the Accies clocked up the club’s biggest winning margin since an 11-0 victory in 2012, and with every member of the squad playing their part, I thought it was only fitting to give everyone a moment under the spotlight.  However, please be warned that what follows may not be a truly accurate account of events, and so if anyone wants to argue about assists or remembers things differently feel free to let me know.  But first, we need to know the team:


Subs: Alex, Robin

Foggy – MoTM and DoTD

You may well ask how a team scores 10 goals, and yet the goalkeeper wins MoTM?  The clue is in the fact that we only conceded 1, which would definitely not have been the case without a supreme display from our skipper.  On a cold morning I imagine he was happy to be relatively busy, and pulled of a string of saves, including a diving effort in the second half to push a goal-bound effort around the post.  Also claimed an assist for encouraging Brian to go up for a free-kick from which he subsequently scored – unfortunately a few others were involved before the ball went in the net, but it was definitely a key contribution.

You may well ask how a man who wins MoTM has to buy himself a drink by also winning DoTD?  The clue is in the fact that we conceded 1.  Foggy and the defence had worked so hard for a clean sheet, only for a horizontal Foggy to let a tame shot bounce over him and into the net with the score at 10-0.  To be fair the defence could have had a collective DoTD for this goal, as the scorer pretty much walk through all attempted tackles before getting a shot away.

Eye-Ball – a relative spectator

Had said that he wants the team to play so well that they don’t even notice there is someone at left back, and for the first half got his wish.  Spent most of the half shaking his head in disbelief at the carnage that was ensuing at the other end.  Busier in a second half spent waving a flag.

Brian – Franz Beckenbaur eat your heart out

Always shines at training, and translated this onto the pitch with two assists from forward runs, and one goal.  Following Foggy’s encouragement, the centre half made a late appearance in the box and turned Nick’s cross – via Luke’s face – into the net.

Blakey – Class act at the back

Sometimes a little slow to react, but that just makes the last ditch tackles all the more sweeter.  The highlight being a sliding effort which stole away the ball from the striker when he thought he was clear and through on goal.  A maiden trip to the showers was a moment to treasure.

James – hang on, don’t you play for Trojans?

In fact, worked so hard up and down the pitch that at times it looked like both the twins must be playing for us.  Instrumental in linking up with Luke for one of Dale’s first half goals, and best moment a brave block on the line.  Unfortunately his back was probably still stinging when Chadwell did score and break our defence’s hearts.

Liam – always there when you need him

Worked back to help out in defence, and got in the box to provide an assist for Dale – via a shot – and a headed goal of his own, at the near post, from Dale’s long throw.  Yet another superb all round performance from our vice captain.

Nick – still banging nails into the Chadwell coffin as it was lowered into the ground

Adds experience and bite to our midfield. Nick’s fitness is improving every week, and it shows as he plays with energy and a sense of urgency that infects the rest of the team.  A much needed vocal presence, with his own blend of encouragement which I think the team have just about figured out.  Rewarded with his first goal for the club as he tapped home following some dazzling work in the box from Dale - who was repaying Nick for yet another assist.  Had quite a few other shots, but perhaps we’d better work on that left foot in training.

Harry – owned the midfield; a class apart

Covered an immense amount of ground before being replaced by Robin midway through the second half.  This was despite appearing to be close to death from the first time he touched the ball.  Best moment was turning the entire Chadwell midfield inside out before passing the ball forward in a move that result in a goal for Dale.

Luke – best performance of the season; terrorised the opposition down the right flank

The perfect response to returning to the starting eleven. Looked to get us on the attack every time he got the ball, and linked up superbly with Dale.  Played in our striker for his first goal, and then scored himself in the second half when Dale returned the favour, and Luke finished superbly off the inside of the post.  Also claimed a second assist via his face for Brian’s goal.

Craig – he’s a smooth operator
                                              
Never hurried or seemingly under pressure.  Seemed to relish the freedom of the number 10 role and a great outlet when we wanted to keep possession.  Should have scored, but every shot seemed to be attracted to a defender.  Earned a DoTD nomination for a shout of “Dummy Dummy!” which resulted in an indirect free kick to the oppo.  We’re still not sure if this is just a nickname for James…

Dale – forget Trident, the one man every team in this league would pay to disarm

A simply remarkable and unforgettable display of movement, pace and finishing.  A first half display which was possibly the most devastating individual performance I have ever witnessed.  Every shot, from every angle seemed to end up in the back of the net.  Another hat-trick which makes it five for the season.  The first effort was a sighter, which the defender deflected into his own net for an own-goal, but after this every finish was something to be admired:

1 – Collects the ball from Luke on the right and breaks into the box before shooting across the keeper.

2 – Spins the ball round the defender from Brian’s pass and smashes it in at the near post.
3– We think this was Dale’s tap in after Liam’s initial shot was saved

4 – You know you’re scoring too many when you can’t even remember your hat-trick goal, but believe this came from a pass by Brian following another marauding run from the centre half.

5 – Nick puts the ball across the box. Dale collects a slides it past the keeper

Dale was actually involved in all but one of our goals, as he added four assists for Nick, Luke, Liam and the Chadwell defender (who I believe was particularly grateful).  It sounds ridiculous, but I imagine he is disappointed he didn’t score more, and really should have beaten Sharpy’s record of 6   in one game.  Just to stop his head inflating too much, I have to mention the shanked ball up the line which nearly took the head off an innocent bystander.  However, I imagine Dale might argue the under 8’s goal on the adjacent pitch caught his eye, and actually this was a fine effort.  The fact that Dale didn’t win MoTM is surprising (although Foggy did deserve it) but may just show how highly we rate Dale, that this is the kind of performance we expect from him.

Alex - let me play!

A faultless second half performance at left back, and really didn’t have a chance to get into the game, with most of the play being down the right or through the middle.  Will hopefully get plenty more opportunities to shine.

Robin – the last thing you want to see when you’re already dead and buried

So you’re losing about 8-0, and have hardly seen the ball, and now every time you touch it Rob is going to be there to dish out his own brand of honey nut crunch.  A fine cameo performance in a position where he could actually justify getting forward.  Although I did hear Sharpy say “Rob, I want  you to sit.”  Well, all I can say is we can’t have everything we want Gaffa.
                                                                                                                               
The Gaffa – Beaming from the touch line like the cat who got the cream

Fully deserved such a result for all the hard work and passion he has poured into this club over the years.  Unbelievable that he didn’t rush off at half time to put his boots on, but probably the right decision to carry on enjoying the spectacle from the sidelines.

And a word about our opposition:

How different things would have been if their striker hadn’t put the ball just past the post in the first minute, we will never know.  However, Chadwell created enough chances and showed they have enough pace and skill to trouble any team in this league on their day.  This most definitely was not their day, and it was a bit of a shame to see them crumble when about the 4th goal went in.  After this they road their luck, with at least four players just charging forward like they’d just land on the beaches of Dunkirk.  They completely left their defenders to the wolves, and paid the price for letting Dale run riot by making no attempt to stick anyone within 10 yards of him.


There isn’t much more to say boys, other than enjoy this moment, but forget about it when we line up against Chadwell in the cup in our next game.  We knew very little about Chadwell, and we can’t afford to think we know them now.  Their attitude is bound to be different, and remember that there is nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito…


Eye-Ball

Next match: Sunday 21st February v Chadwell @ Blackshots – Div 1 cup quarter final

Goal scoring chart

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