The website of Aveley Academicals Football club - Based in Essex. We play in the Thurrock Sunday League and after kicking a football around we like to drink a few pints of fine bitter in the company of the patrons of our sponsors, The Ship Inn, Aveley.
Monday, February 06, 2006
Aches & Pains On a Monday
I can tell I have not played for a while. That was one of the most painful walks in the morning for a long time. First it was the foot, then it seemed to he the shin!
Must be getting old. How does Jeff do it? Is he a robot?
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Anonymous
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stop moaning i played another game monday night and scored the winner
I don't think ive ever seen you make a tackle bob, an over 60's veterans side probably has more bite than your game. But then maybe thats because their false teeth are better than yours!
12 comments:
stop moaning i played another game monday night and scored the winner
You play in goal you fat cunt. And for someone who has to run about 5 metres a match, you are slower than my nan.
Can your nan catch? I've got a plan
Two balls coming her way?
You sicko
I'm gonna give your nan a headstart and then run after her with my crunching tackle.
I don't think ive ever seen you make a tackle bob, an over 60's veterans side probably has more bite than your game. But then maybe thats because their false teeth are better than yours!
That's it, mock a man who lost teeth on the battlefields of spain and cyprus.
Ok then, I will.
My oral health score is 94/100 because I don't badly rhyme at huge black men.
Im the king of the castle (club), your a dirty rascal
You may cackle, but your nan liked my tackle.
I hear Jeff's one of the best 42 year olds in that shitty team of yours.....
Yeah ok Jeff, you are pretty good when you do not snap a hamstring. Plus the sunlight relfecting of your bald patch blinds the other team somewhat.
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