The Trial of Saddam Hussain

A verdict has been reached in the trial of Saddam Hussain.
The judge passing sentence informed the prisoner, we have both good and bad news.
Saddam said, "well I'll take the bad news first"

"Ok" replied the judge

"You have been sentenced to death by firing squad"

"What on earth then is the good news? " was Saddam's reply

"Well, those taking the shots will be Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher"

BREAKING WOLRD CUP NEWS

It's alleged that one of the Portuguese football players failed a drugs

and alcohol test after the match. If this is confirmed as positive,
under World Football Federation rules, paragraph 6 sub section 2e,
Portugal will forfeit the quarter final match and England will play
France in the Semi Final Today.
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