Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Aveley Academicals 4 - 2 Thameside

After a long and emotional pre-season, the new campaign finally got underway on a warm, sunny September morning at our new home – Aveley Fireman’s Club.  The move away from Blackshots has, in theory, a lot of positives: The Ship Inn and Kev and Drew’s warm welcome is only a stone’s throw way; we don’t have to put up the goals and nets (I know, like me you feel it’s just not the same); we have somewhere we can train (albeit in the dark) and there is no way Eye-Ball can head the ball into Thurrock Harriers from there.  They have tried to spoil it a little bit by charging people to park under the disguise of offering you £2 off a delight of your choice in their club house – Foggy says don’t touch the pies – and they want to fine Sharpy for shedding the slightest flake of dandruff, but then I suppose nowhere is perfect.

The ground is not the only thing that has changed; we also have a new name: Aveley Academicals.  Unfortunately the league saw through our ploy to get round the sponsor embargo by name ourselves TSI Aveley – they’re not quite as stupid as they look.  Although not a popular choice, I think it will grow on us, and I can hear the cries of “COME ON YOU ACCIES” ringing around Tilbury Football Club as we add the League Cup to our League and Essex Cup triumphs – a man’s got to dream.  Also, by a strange twist of fate we are not the only Academicals in the amateur leagues.  I stumbled across Farlington Academicals, who are based in Portsmouth – a part of the world very close to the Gaffer’s heart.  OK, so you’re still not convinced, but it’s the best I've got.

Sharpy and others have also been trying really hard to recruit some new players to strengthen the squad.  By the end of last season we were really struggling to get a side out, but apart from injuries that are keeping Webby and Alex out, and the sad departure of player’s player of the season Ryan Kenyon (or so we thought – watch this space), the core of the squad has stayed together.  I wasn't sure about Sharpy's scouting approach, but it turns out you can find some decent footballers in the local boozer.  Of those who have come over James is the one who has shown the most promise and greatest level of commitment, and his pace and determination have made him a great addition to the squad.

Also making their competitive debuts in the starting eleven were Andrew: a young, likeable keeper who has fitted in like a glove (or two) and Mark Chapman, who it is arguably our biggest catch of the close season.  In fact TACA are still flapping around in the shallows, trying to reel in the broken line that allowed Chappers to wash up on our shores.  Mark is probably one of the only centre backs in the Thurrock Sunday League who is feared and respected as much as our own Robin Lawrence, and now they are both in our team!  There are going to be a few strikers begging to play at left back after their first encounter with this pair.


Subs: Scott, Alex B

We knew the importance of getting out of the blocks quickly, and we did just that, as it was Thameside displaying most of the first game nerves.  They looked shaky at the back and nervous in possession, which encouraged us to put them under pressure and force the mistakes.  There is no doubt that many in a red shirt would have been feeling some nerves as well, but these were eased when we took an early lead when a free kick was awarded by our old friend Glenn Webb about 35 yards out.  Jake lifted the ball invitingly into the box where it was attacked by Rob.  The Thameside defence managed to clear the ball, but only in the air and as far as the edge of the eighteen yard box where Dale had time to set himself and hit the ball low on the volley into the bottom corner of the net.  This lifted our spirits no end, as not only had we taken the lead, but we now knew that our main source of goals had his shooting boots freshly sharpened and ready for the kill: 1-0.

The Accies weren’t about to sit back on a one goal lead, and we continued to pile on the pressure, with our two turbo charged whippets – Luke and James – motoring down the right (sometimes both at the same time, which gave Sharpy heart palpitations)  and drawing defenders to give Dale the opportunity to exploit the space down the channels.  The chances started to come thick and fast, but Dale couldn’t add to his early season opener and Foggy could only look on in disbelief when his bullet header produced a remarkable save from Thameside’s keeper.

Our perseverance did finally pay off when the very same goalkeeper and his defence made a mess of clearing the ball in the six yard box, and Luke reacted quickest to poke the ball into the net: 2-0.

Aveley lost their way towards the end of the first half with the passing and general concentration leaving Sharpy scratching his head and wondering what had happened to the team that had been so dominant in the opening 20 minutes.  Despite this, Andrew’s goal was very rarely challenged as Chappers displayed his qualities both in leading the defence and reading the game to snuff out any slim chance there was of Thameside breaking through our lines.

The one area in which Thameside had an obvious advantage was height, and we were far too sloppy in giving away free kicks which would enable them to exploit this.  One such free kick resulted in a strong header finding the corner of our net, and meaning we only went into half time with a slender 2-1 lead.

The half time discussion was as passionate as the oranges were sweet.  But comments were generally constructive, and we went out in the second half with the aim of playing the ball on the floor more, and getting Jake and Foggy on the ball more so that they could feed H and Dale.

Despite showing immediate improvements, we once again committed the cardinal sin of giving away a free kick on the edge of our box, and Thameside again overpowered us in the air to squeeze the ball in at the back post: 2-2.

Things could have got worse if Andrew hadn’t come out to bravely bring an end their striker’s progress, and our new number 1 was then instrumental in giving us the lead.  One of Andrew’s biggest strengths is his kicking from the ground, and he picked up the first assist of the season with a ball forward from a goal kick which caught Thameside’s defence napping.  Dale raced clear, and smashed the ball into the net off the far post from a difficult angle: 3-2.

Not long after, the feat was almost repeated, but this time Dale’s effort from Andrew’s kick came back of the post, where the ball was given a warm welcome by Liam, who calmly nodded the ball past the despairing keeping and into the roof of the net: 4-2.

With our two goal lead restored we could relax a little and start to enjoy ourselves.  Sharpy also gave two more players their debuts.  For Al Blake it was actually his second, as he had been a popular and promising member of the 2011/12 double winning squad. Back then he caused havoc on the wing and through the middle with his youthful energy and enthusiasm, and I actually remember writing that the holding midfielder role wasn’t one that came naturally to him.  How time, a growth spurt that still doesn’t seem to have ended, and no small amount of alcohol can change things.  He’s now more Big Bird and less ostrich, but boy can he defend and win a header.  A calm head on young shoulders who will give us a great option both in midfield and defence.


"And Betty when you call me, you can call me Al"

We know a lot less about Scott – or was it Rhys? No, it was Ryan.  Whoever he is, he definitely looks at home on a football pitch, and much like Blakely looks like someone who isn’t going to panic on the ball and will help us develop into the footballing side we know we can be.

We were completely on top by this point, with our midfield three of Foggy, Jake and H now bossing things.  The joke is that a heat map of Jake’s movement would be a red dot on the centre circle, but the weekly training session seems to be paying off, and the ground was scorched from left to right and box to box.  The opposition’s frustration was starting to show, and some of our players were on the receiving end of some nasty challenges, including James and Chappers.  The latter was scythed down whilst on one of his trademark marauding runs and was left with an ankle that looked like it had been caught in a bait trap (possible set by TACA’s manager).  There was talk of returning the favours next week when we meet Thameside again, but perhaps just make sure it isn’t within range of our box boys.

We might not have managed any more goals, but we came close to doing so with Luke smashing the ball against the post from 25 yards with a sweet right foot shot.  Dale and H also both had chances which ended up being the two front-runners for DoTD (what does that tell you!).  I’m not quite sure what Dale was attempting with his free kick, but the one strip of freshly mowed grass 10 metres from the goal tells you he didn’t quite get the desired lift or curl.  At least Dale was 20 yards from the goal; H was only 5 yards out when the ball came across to him in the middle.  The keeper was rooted to the spot, and H didn’t seem to want to risk hurting him, as he caressed the bouncing ball gently into his grateful grasp and in doing so gaining an early lead in the defence of his DoTS title.


Despite his 17 goals and 13 assists last season, Dale only managed one MoTM award (which I think just shows how highly we rate him, that banging in a goal a game is nothing extraordinary), however he deserved his award this week for being involved in all our goals, chasing everything and leading the team from the front even when it wasn’t going our way.

It was refreshing that, despite winning, we still felt we could have done better. It shows we are ambitious, and although we want to win, we want to win playing as well as we know we can.  Last season was hard – this is actually our first league win since 28th February 2015 – but we got through it, and hopefully we have enough committed players who want to give their all for the team to make this an even more successful year. 

Eye-Ball

Next game: Sunday 27th September - Away v Thameside @ The Billet

Goal scoring chart


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