Saturday, February 07, 2015

Lakeside 2 – 1 Clements Athletic

 This was a game we would be happy to forget, but unfortunately for me a sore pair of man balloons (following a collision with Liam), a snapped shin pad (following a collision with Sharpy and half the Lakeside defence) and the requirement to maintain an up to date record of our encounters (be they good or bad) means that I have to think back to last Sunday’s lacklustre performance and commit some words to the digital history of Clements Athletic.  I’m sure you can forgive me for being brief.

The positive was that two key players (Ryan and Luke) were available following lengthy injuries, but this was somewhat neutralised by the absence of our captain (Milton Keynes of all places!) and an ankle injury suffered by Johnny during the game which could keep him out for the rest of the season.  This was especially cruel as the team were wearing black bands to remember Johnny’s brother, who died at this time nine years ago.  Even the guys who were playing were not all in tip top conditions, with both Jake and Harry being ill.  Harry particularly seemed to be suffering rather badly from 30 odd days without the taste of alcohol.  Credit to them both though for dragging themselves off their sick beds to play in freezing cold, windy conditions.


Subs: Sharpy, Dale(2), Brian

Not even the fact that Lakeside played the first 15 minutes with 10 men seemed able to galvanise us, and throughout the match it seemed that we lacked the cohesion and desire to take the game to our opponents and try to win the game.  It’s hard to be critical, as it has been a tough five weeks, and losing can become as much of a habit as winning.  We’ve lost some of that swagger and confidence that first appeared when we came from two down to beat Deportivo in the opening game of the season.  We have six games left this season, and with a lot of heart (and maybe a spot of luck) I’m sure we will still have plenty of reasons to hold our heads up high.

This game was goalless for about 65 minutes, with the best Clements chances I remember being individual efforts from Jake.  Firstly when he fired just over the bar from 25 yards out, and then when a free kick from 45 yards almost deceived the keeper, who had to tip the ball over the bar.

When the keeper saved well from Dale, Ryan showed us what we had been missing when he was first to react and calmly slotted the rebound into the net: 0-1.

Our lead was short lived when our defence was sliced open by a through ball, and despite Chris’s best effort, he couldn’t prevent the ball from rolling over the line: 1-1.

A point would still probably have flattered us, but we nearly got one nonetheless.  However, with five minutes to go Sharpy was caught offside – being the only player in the opposition half – and on this occasion Liam was probably off his line a little too quickly, and was left stranded as the ball was headed over him and into the net to hand Lakeside the victory: 2-1.

One man who definitely didn’t deserve to be on the losing side was Big Rob, was once again gave a masterclass in defending.  Even when it seemed the strikers had left him for dead, you would find him resurrected in the penalty area and making a perfectly timed (and eye-wateringly heavy) challenge or block.  The only problem was the Bambi on Ice moments caused by footwear that was inappropriate for the muddy conditions – still at least it gave the opposition a bit of a chance.  It was no surprise that he was voted MoTM for the second week running.  DoTD was more fiercely contested, but in the end Harry’s angry outburst (he really was a lot calmer when turning up pissed) was beaten by the hilarious sight of Sharpy realising that the best course of action was to pass the ball out to Ryan on the left, but realising that this would mean using the pointless appendage attached to his right leg.  He finally decided to try it regardless, and could only watch in horror as the ball spooned off in the opposite direction to that intended.  Still, 10 out of 10 for effort.


I’m sure we won’t be stupid enough to think that next week’s game against bottom of the table Mustang will be a walk in the park, as we all remember what happened last time.  They will be going into the match following a win, which on one hand makes me happy that I no longer have to look at the table and be reminded where their only three points came from, but on the other hand means they will be thinking they can repeat the feat against us.  It’s time for revenge, and to return to winning ways – game faces on everyone!

Eye-Ball

Next match: Sunday 8th February @ home v Mustang

Goal scoring chart


                                                                                                                

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