Monday, November 06, 2006

05/11/06: Oaks Athletic 0 Vs Jack's Lads 1 (aet)

Weather: Sunny
Pitch condition: Long grass. Thurrock council have complete idiots in control of their lawnmowers. They had cut the grass back-to-front! Cut the grass on the pitch and leave the rest, not the other way round!

This league cup match was closely contested one until one of Jack's Lads finally beat our offside trap in the second half of extra time, and lobbed Parker from distance. And to be fair to him, he did take it well. With about ten minutes left on the Referee's watch, we tried our utmost to score an equaliser. We had lots of opportunities during those ten minutes, but it wasn't to be.

As far as the ref is concerned, we all know that the referee in question is without doubt all the things that one or two Jack's Lads players shouted in his face. It's just that we've already experienced in recent years that swearing at the ref is just not tolerated anymore.

Eye-Ball Paul WATCH: Picked up some dog turd off the pitch that had just been curled out by a fairly large hound while it's old tosser of an owner just stood there. You are a hero Paul, a real Sooper-Dooper-Pooper-Scooper !

Fixtures:

Nov 12th: (Away) Jack's Lads @ Belhus Park
Nov 19th: (Home) Concept B
Nov 26th: (Away) Essex Wanderers @ Corringham Rec
Dec 3rd: (Home) Cross Keys

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Doesn't everyone think these match reports are written by some old grandad?

Unknown said...

http://westhamfc.blogspot.com/2006/11/arsenal-respond-to-west-ham-defeat.html

Homebase said...

Fine, I won't fucking do them anymore, it's no skin off my nose!

BC said...

I enjoy the match reports. It makes a change from the usual "we were shit its hilarious ha ha ha ho ho ho".

Constructive criticism!

By the way I know I left ages ago but I can comment because I hold my hands up to my poor performances. All 300 of them.

Anonymous said...

Awww hes all moaney! bless

Carry on doing them homebase! They are great!