Well its bad news.... damn. :(
Its pretty depressing
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Friday, April 28, 2006
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Oaks Random XI - 0 Jacks Boys 3
Well I think that was the score, I couldnt give a rats ass!
Our team was picked at random. But I ended up in the same position. Doh
Goal - Jacko
LB - Parker
CB - O' Kerin
CB - Milesy
RB - Coley
LM - Chang
CM - Keirns
CM - Deano
RM - Gray
CF - Ken The Legend
CF - Chris
Went in 0-0 at half time. Jacks Lads somehow missed a shitload of chances. Their huge old defenders were not impressed with the ginger one. They did go on to get a few goals though, somehow lobbing the short-ass goalie with one effort.
I cant remember one goal as I was down injured (you cunts). The ref even kicked off when I was still limping back. It was a real injury as I couldnt sleep or walk the next day. It is still swollen! Bloody pitch!
At some point the league table might get updated... we can only hope.
Well it was a fun filled season wasnt it lads. So say we all, and all that
Our team was picked at random. But I ended up in the same position. Doh
Goal - Jacko
LB - Parker
CB - O' Kerin
CB - Milesy
RB - Coley
LM - Chang
CM - Keirns
CM - Deano
RM - Gray
CF - Ken The Legend
CF - Chris
Went in 0-0 at half time. Jacks Lads somehow missed a shitload of chances. Their huge old defenders were not impressed with the ginger one. They did go on to get a few goals though, somehow lobbing the short-ass goalie with one effort.
I cant remember one goal as I was down injured (you cunts). The ref even kicked off when I was still limping back. It was a real injury as I couldnt sleep or walk the next day. It is still swollen! Bloody pitch!
At some point the league table might get updated... we can only hope.
Well it was a fun filled season wasnt it lads. So say we all, and all that
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
West Ham In the Cup Final
I think i'll be down the oaks for the cup final.... after readign this. No chance getting tickets unless you are a season ticket holder. Fair enough.
"West Ham United will occupy the South End of the Millennium Stadium (the same as our last two visits for the Play Off finals)
The allocation will be in the region of between 23-24,000. This is the same for Liverpool also.
Ticket prices are £90, £65 and £50 with no concessions or £25 Adults and £12.50 under 16s and seniors.
Tickets will only be sold to current season ticket holders. It is unlikely tickets will be sold to club members, and they will certainly not reach a general sale.
We expect to be in a position to confirm selling arrangements for the final at around 1.00pm today."
Monday, April 24, 2006
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Random Team Picker
This week there will be a random position picker in play.
You will pick a shirt at random.
You will then play in whatever position the number indicates.
Simple.........
You will pick a shirt at random.
You will then play in whatever position the number indicates.
Simple.........
Monday, April 10, 2006
Group Hug
Here are the photos keefer took this weekend. I do not hang about do I?
Right now its time for bed, as I am knackered!
Great Weekend Though Boys, and good luck to AL!
Right now its time for bed, as I am knackered!
Great Weekend Though Boys, and good luck to AL!
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Football Team Comparison
Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But
could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a
declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing
to.
Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted
above their ability.
Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily
assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked
the occasional admiring glance.
Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an
embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came,
please.
Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive
English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a
drawback.
Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous
sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any
good?
Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with
expensive foreign implants.
Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the
back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
they had years ago.
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look
great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to
all that painful whining.
West Ham - Vicky Pollard: Nothing more needs saying as a teams fans
speak for themselves - Chav's in Chav's clothing
Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last
team on earth
could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a
declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing
to.
Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted
above their ability.
Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily
assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked
the occasional admiring glance.
Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an
embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came,
please.
Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive
English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a
drawback.
Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous
sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any
good?
Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with
expensive foreign implants.
Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the
back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit
they had years ago.
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look
great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to
all that painful whining.
West Ham - Vicky Pollard: Nothing more needs saying as a teams fans
speak for themselves - Chav's in Chav's clothing
Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last
team on earth
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Don't Forget Your Passports!
As Chalky Said!
Chalky......... you can make new posts now. Do that instead of leaving a comment eh?
Chalky......... you can make new posts now. Do that instead of leaving a comment eh?
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Thurrock Sunday 3B - Best League In The World
The League Table has been updated. Looks like Whiteside have won it to me, with Jacks Lads probably second, they have two games in hand over us!
Been a good exciting league this season, well done to all teams. Although you all moan too much.
Link Over there -> Takes you to the table........
Been a good exciting league this season, well done to all teams. Although you all moan too much.
Link Over there -> Takes you to the table........
Monday, April 03, 2006
Homebase Sleeps Through Stag No.1
I didnt see the match yesterday, I was in Nottingham!
But Oaks bare bones XI crashed to a 3-1 defeat. Oh well!
Lets end the season in style with an Amsterdam trip this week :P
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