Thursday, December 22, 2005
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Oaks 3 - Stagecoach 4
Oaks crashed to a defeat versus a poor Stagecoach side. Oaks were left to rue some terrible defensive blunders, which resulted in defenders heading past the goalie.. twice. Awful.
Oaks started well, with jackson scoring a goal. Hows the love bite? haha
The second half oaks trailed 2-1, but managed to come back and lead 3-2 in the second half after some good pressure. Nathan scored an excellent goal with his left foot...
Well I think this is what happened anyway, cant anyone else write this?
Oaks started well, with jackson scoring a goal. Hows the love bite? haha
The second half oaks trailed 2-1, but managed to come back and lead 3-2 in the second half after some good pressure. Nathan scored an excellent goal with his left foot...
Well I think this is what happened anyway, cant anyone else write this?
Saturday, December 17, 2005
Top Scorers
| Player | Total Goals |
| N. Kerin | 9 |
| P.Webb | 8 |
| J. Jackson | 8 |
| D. Lawrence | 6 |
| J. Archer | 5 |
| J. Horwood | 3 |
| D. Street | 3 |
| J. Gray | 2 |
| A. White | 2 |
| K. Horwood | 2 |
| D. Wright | 1 |
| D. Allen | 1 |
| R. Lawrence | 1 |
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Oaks Athletic V Stagecoach
KO 10:30 Blackshots, Grays. Home Game. You Know the score.
Pre-Match news: Features the return of Jonny Homebase from Lapland, where he has been making christmas presents for everyone. This match should also see the appearance of Streety and the boy Coley. Looks like Nathan is sub this week then!
Monday, December 12, 2005
Oaks Athletic 5 - Dog & Partridge 1
The game started off fairly evenly, with both teams having some possesion.
About 15 minutes into the game the ball dropped to the lively Nathan O'Kiern to be sure. He drilled a low drive into the bottom right hand corner. A good start for Oaks.
About 5 minutes later Jackson collected the ball out on the right, and deftly flicked the ball over two defenders heads in turn. The second defender brought him down poor jackson. There was no doubt about it and the referee gave the correct decision of a penalty. Up stepped Jeffy Archer who walloped it down the centre. 2-0.
A long kick by Oaks Keeper Parker saw the ball bounce awkwardly, with Jackson dummying a knock on header. This allowed Jonny Gay to sprint between two defenders and slot home with a clinical finish. At this stage Oaks were cruising.
One incident involving Dean Wright Rhino headbutting a player off the field of play was quite funny. This Made jackson start on the whole team. No one came to blows though and the game was not really that dirty afterwards.
The second half saw a taller version of D. Allen come ont he park for C. Andrews. K. Horwood was moved into right back from left wing, with D. Kierns pushing out left. After about 5 minutes played the ball fell to Gollum who is becoming a real handful to Sunday league defences. As the ball fell he spun and fired a low drive to the near post. The ball bounced awkwardly for the goalkeeper and somehow it went in! 4-0 to the Oaks.
Dog & Partridge worried the oaks defence after this, with some fine play. They managed to get a goal with a header by someone ginger off a corner. This fired them up a little.
Oaks settled down after this, and a superlative overhead kick by N. O' Kerin put oaks 5-1 up. Directly after this, he got the football in the groin. The match was over by this point, but Oaks were eager to score again, with Jonny Gray missing millions of chances! Results and table here
About 15 minutes into the game the ball dropped to the lively Nathan O'Kiern to be sure. He drilled a low drive into the bottom right hand corner. A good start for Oaks.
About 5 minutes later Jackson collected the ball out on the right, and deftly flicked the ball over two defenders heads in turn. The second defender brought him down poor jackson. There was no doubt about it and the referee gave the correct decision of a penalty. Up stepped Jeffy Archer who walloped it down the centre. 2-0.
A long kick by Oaks Keeper Parker saw the ball bounce awkwardly, with Jackson dummying a knock on header. This allowed Jonny Gay to sprint between two defenders and slot home with a clinical finish. At this stage Oaks were cruising.
One incident involving Dean Wright Rhino headbutting a player off the field of play was quite funny. This Made jackson start on the whole team. No one came to blows though and the game was not really that dirty afterwards.
The second half saw a taller version of D. Allen come ont he park for C. Andrews. K. Horwood was moved into right back from left wing, with D. Kierns pushing out left. After about 5 minutes played the ball fell to Gollum who is becoming a real handful to Sunday league defences. As the ball fell he spun and fired a low drive to the near post. The ball bounced awkwardly for the goalkeeper and somehow it went in! 4-0 to the Oaks.
Dog & Partridge worried the oaks defence after this, with some fine play. They managed to get a goal with a header by someone ginger off a corner. This fired them up a little.
Oaks settled down after this, and a superlative overhead kick by N. O' Kerin put oaks 5-1 up. Directly after this, he got the football in the groin. The match was over by this point, but Oaks were eager to score again, with Jonny Gray missing millions of chances! Results and table here
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Concept 'B' 1 - Oaks Athletic 1
Oaks got off to a great start from a long throw-in, which was a dangerous tactic used throughout the game. The ball hit the Crouch-esque Paul Gollum, I think it came off his ass. Oaks had several chances in the first half, in this closly matched encounter. White came close at both ends with various efforts. Oaks conceded a goal right at the end of the second half after a poor clearance by Ciarns. It was a shame really as we battled hard after long spells under the cosh. Horwood-K came close with a brilliant header with the last kick of the game but it was not to be. I would have loved to have scored. I would have caterpillared the length of the pitch! Must try harder. Keef is now injured by a major finger injury, which means he cannot write any christmas cards this year. Sorry fellas. I found the surface hard going, I seemed to slip and slide too much. I also had problems coming to terms with playing on the left. I think I should have been swapped onto the right when Cole came on. It only just occured to me, but I am really bad on the left. I was also man-marked by the ginger cahnt. One amusing thing that did happen was a terrible pass by me smashed a thermos on the side of the pitch. Serves them bitches right.
Friday, December 02, 2005
Monday, November 28, 2005
Concept B v Oaks Athletic
We drew 3-3 with these boys last time, it will be a hard game.
If anyone fancies a new credit card to buy christmas presents at beer this month, try out the new American Express Nectar card. You get those nectar points when you use it. You can also get free prints when Signing up to Kodak Easyshare service this month. Last night I uploaded some digital photos to it and ordered prints, quoting the code they give you can get you them for free. So if you take lots of digital photos and want to print a few without the hassle of going to a shop, try out this service, ja!
If anyone fancies a new credit card to buy christmas presents at beer this month, try out the new American Express Nectar card. You get those nectar points when you use it. You can also get free prints when Signing up to Kodak Easyshare service this month. Last night I uploaded some digital photos to it and ordered prints, quoting the code they give you can get you them for free. So if you take lots of digital photos and want to print a few without the hassle of going to a shop, try out this service, ja!
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Oaks 1 - Chadwell 2
Cup match this week, it was at ye olde Greyhound Pub Pitches. You know the one that is not too bad a pitch apart from its strange undulations which make you fall over a lot.
Oaks took an early lead thanks to ME (K.Horwood). I rose like a salmon to fire a bullet header past the stunned defence and almost ripping the net in twain.
Chadwell put up a fight after that and managed to get a goal back in the second half with some weak effort that somehow crossed the line. It was probably offside.
The game went to extra time where chadwell manged to get a fluke goal when a cross was caught by the wind and drifted into the net beyond Parker, who had had a good game.
Oaks never gave up even with the tired legs but the ball seemed to not fall to the feet of the superb Goalscorer KEEF.
Upon returning to the pub we were met with a free drink courtesy of DEBS. What a top lass. She must fancy one of us. It is probably KEEF as he is like a sober George Best.
Oaks took an early lead thanks to ME (K.Horwood). I rose like a salmon to fire a bullet header past the stunned defence and almost ripping the net in twain.
Chadwell put up a fight after that and managed to get a goal back in the second half with some weak effort that somehow crossed the line. It was probably offside.
The game went to extra time where chadwell manged to get a fluke goal when a cross was caught by the wind and drifted into the net beyond Parker, who had had a good game.
Oaks never gave up even with the tired legs but the ball seemed to not fall to the feet of the superb Goalscorer KEEF.
Upon returning to the pub we were met with a free drink courtesy of DEBS. What a top lass. She must fancy one of us. It is probably KEEF as he is like a sober George Best.
Monday, November 21, 2005
4-1 Loss
Bare Bones XI 1 Thurrock Dynamos B TEAM 4
Highlights of the game being a goal after 30 seconds for the Oaks and classic brawl. Oh and Keef scored an own goal.
OWN GOAL SCORERS TABLE 21/11/2005
A White 1
K Horwood 1
LATEST TABLE AND RESULTS AND FIXTURES
http://full-time.thefa.com/gen/Index.do?league=699817
Click on the Division Drop down box and select Division 3B
We need to beat Concept B on the 4th of December if we are going to challenge for promotion!
REFEREE'S REPORT
This just in...
"During the game, an Oak Athletic Player (Kierns) was away from the fullback and clear down the left when he was taken out of the game. The Thurrock Foolback (Squirt) turned to my whistle and shouted at the top of his lungs 'I didn't touch him!'. An Oak Player, a rowdy so-and-so who goes by the name of Jackson, replied 'Shut it you cunt!'. After sizing each other up with some shoves and a test of strength, Jackson was seen to send a right hook straight into the chin of Squirt. What followed was a disgraceful sight as players, fans and cripples (Dean) piled in for some kind of preverted orgy of sorts. All I can say was that I had no choice but to send off both Jackson and Squirt for feeling inside of other player's shorts. I suggest a small fine and some detention at my house."
So that is all cleared up then.
Highlights of the game being a goal after 30 seconds for the Oaks and classic brawl. Oh and Keef scored an own goal.
OWN GOAL SCORERS TABLE 21/11/2005
A White 1
K Horwood 1
LATEST TABLE AND RESULTS AND FIXTURES
http://full-time.thefa.com/gen/Index.do?league=699817
Click on the Division Drop down box and select Division 3B
We need to beat Concept B on the 4th of December if we are going to challenge for promotion!
REFEREE'S REPORT
This just in...
"During the game, an Oak Athletic Player (Kierns) was away from the fullback and clear down the left when he was taken out of the game. The Thurrock Foolback (Squirt) turned to my whistle and shouted at the top of his lungs 'I didn't touch him!'. An Oak Player, a rowdy so-and-so who goes by the name of Jackson, replied 'Shut it you cunt!'. After sizing each other up with some shoves and a test of strength, Jackson was seen to send a right hook straight into the chin of Squirt. What followed was a disgraceful sight as players, fans and cripples (Dean) piled in for some kind of preverted orgy of sorts. All I can say was that I had no choice but to send off both Jackson and Squirt for feeling inside of other player's shorts. I suggest a small fine and some detention at my house."
So that is all cleared up then.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
3-0 Win against Aspect
Scorers: Jackson, Gray and White.
Aspect only had 9 men and it showed. They defended with conviction throughtout the first half, the only goal being Jacksons exquisite lob over the keeper from a superb White goalkick. This was probably around 30 minutes of time played. Before this goal there was some poor misses from the Gollum and other losers. I shouted with all my might but the goals were not going in.
In the second half, OAKS kept up the pressure, the Aspect keeper making some amazing saves throughout, just like in the first half. The second goal (which was probably just a hopefull long ball) was scored by jonny gay. Somehow it went in and lobbed the keeper. The goal was followed by the usual Jonny celebration which was better than jackos, which I cannot remember. Nathan could not hit a barn door today, so we did not see his celebration from him. Kierns hit the corner flag with some poor first time volleys. Horwood Junior now wants a run out up front.
The third goal was a bit scrappy. The ball fell to Alex white, who had pushed forward, and he finished with a hard drive in the bottom corner. OAKS should have scored many goals like this today!
So how many goals has everyone scored? I want cup and league lists really. I mught actually put ASSISTS aswell, so people pass......
Aspect only had 9 men and it showed. They defended with conviction throughtout the first half, the only goal being Jacksons exquisite lob over the keeper from a superb White goalkick. This was probably around 30 minutes of time played. Before this goal there was some poor misses from the Gollum and other losers. I shouted with all my might but the goals were not going in.
In the second half, OAKS kept up the pressure, the Aspect keeper making some amazing saves throughout, just like in the first half. The second goal (which was probably just a hopefull long ball) was scored by jonny gay. Somehow it went in and lobbed the keeper. The goal was followed by the usual Jonny celebration which was better than jackos, which I cannot remember. Nathan could not hit a barn door today, so we did not see his celebration from him. Kierns hit the corner flag with some poor first time volleys. Horwood Junior now wants a run out up front.
The third goal was a bit scrappy. The ball fell to Alex white, who had pushed forward, and he finished with a hard drive in the bottom corner. OAKS should have scored many goals like this today!
So how many goals has everyone scored? I want cup and league lists really. I mught actually put ASSISTS aswell, so people pass......
Monday, November 07, 2005
Sunday, November 06, 2005
You Lunch!
What the hell is wrong with the world? It is all doom and gloom at the moment.
Well adding to the worldwide rioting and natural disasters, the oaks crashed to a 1-0 defeat at home today. The goal was a soft goal to concede, with 'One Fat Leg' heading past Mr Parker midway in the first half. A breakdown in communication! Well it was dissapointing, as we should have thrashed them 'Jacks Lads' Fools.
Next week we are unsure if there is a game, but there may be training if people are up for that.
Well adding to the worldwide rioting and natural disasters, the oaks crashed to a 1-0 defeat at home today. The goal was a soft goal to concede, with 'One Fat Leg' heading past Mr Parker midway in the first half. A breakdown in communication! Well it was dissapointing, as we should have thrashed them 'Jacks Lads' Fools.
Next week we are unsure if there is a game, but there may be training if people are up for that.
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Cup Match
Well we drew 3-3 but then lost 3-1 was it or something like that on penalties.
Nathan got a hat-trick and also now has a good celebration, Oh well, should have won that game really.......
Chris has picked up an ankle injury. Quite a few injuries at the moment means the losers subs could actually get a game! Wahey we are gonna lose!
Home match next week....
Has everyone got the latest msn messenger yet?
Nathan got a hat-trick and also now has a good celebration, Oh well, should have won that game really.......
Chris has picked up an ankle injury. Quite a few injuries at the moment means the losers subs could actually get a game! Wahey we are gonna lose!
Home match next week....
Has everyone got the latest msn messenger yet?
Sunday, October 23, 2005
Monday, October 17, 2005
4-0 Victory over Thurrock Dynamos 'B'
Yesterday saw the first outing of the new red & black Oaks kit. We should have really had a photo. Anyway the team christened the kit with an impressive 4-0 win away from home. The man of the moment was Darren Lawrence with four goals, two in either half.
Next week we are at home, with a few players missing!
Next week we are at home, with a few players missing!
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Cup Link.......
For cup details click here.........
Look at group 16, (click ctrl-f then type oaks to find us quick).
Next game is against 'Sprint' Sunday 30th October. They sound pretty god damn quick :s
Another away match aswell.
Look at group 16, (click ctrl-f then type oaks to find us quick).
Next game is against 'Sprint' Sunday 30th October. They sound pretty god damn quick :s
Another away match aswell.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
First Game Of Season
I was not there on Sunday, but we won 1-0. The other team scored an own goal apparently!
Also if anyone from the team wants access to post here talk to Cobert Rrompton. Does anyone actually read this?
Also if anyone from the team wants access to post here talk to Cobert Rrompton. Does anyone actually read this?
Monday, October 03, 2005
Cup Success
First game of the season........ 3-3 (3-1 pens aet) So we are through to next round of the cup.
Scorers: D. Lawrence, J Horwood, D Allen.
Penalties: J Horwood, D Kierns, J Gray. Was there more? I cant remember
After being 3-1 down at half time, a spirited fight back in the second half saw us level preceedings. I am sure everyone is feeling the pain of the match today! Also nursing some serious hangovers. I know I am.
Easy Easy Sharpy!
Scorers: D. Lawrence, J Horwood, D Allen.
Penalties: J Horwood, D Kierns, J Gray. Was there more? I cant remember
After being 3-1 down at half time, a spirited fight back in the second half saw us level preceedings. I am sure everyone is feeling the pain of the match today! Also nursing some serious hangovers. I know I am.
Easy Easy Sharpy!
Thursday, September 22, 2005
I didnt kick a ball onto blackshots roof
Was no match on Sunday as team we were playing couldnt field a whole team, losers.
There is no match this week either, so just training 11am or so at blackshots as per usual. Match week after 2nd October is in illford somewhere, it is a cup game. We are all going down the pub all day after this event. Woopum.
There is no match this week either, so just training 11am or so at blackshots as per usual. Match week after 2nd October is in illford somewhere, it is a cup game. We are all going down the pub all day after this event. Woopum.
Sunday, September 11, 2005
2-1 Friendly Win
Two decent goals from jacko today, woo.
Season starts for real next week, meet at oaks 9:30, south ockendon school or something. Last training session is at blackshots wednesday 6:30.
Nurburgring Photos
We got a big mini line up at brands hatch.
And another huge line up at the 'ring.
Season starts for real next week, meet at oaks 9:30, south ockendon school or something. Last training session is at blackshots wednesday 6:30.
Nurburgring Photos
We got a big mini line up at brands hatch.
And another huge line up at the 'ring.
Thursday, September 08, 2005
Oaks Ath News
Apprently the boys got thumped again on Sunday, oops. I was out and about in Germany so I did not witness such a poor performance. I shall be there at Torrels (Greyhound pitch) on Sunday.... meet at 9:30.
Also get those forms and photos in asap ya lousy maggots
Also get those forms and photos in asap ya lousy maggots
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Nevermind eh?
Oaks Athletic crashed to a 3-1 defeat at the weekend to essex boys (i think). Or was it 4-1. I cant remember! After being 1-0 up we should have done better. Oh well.
Sunday, August 14, 2005
Training
Oh yes
We drew 1-1 in a friendly today, eh?
Jacko scored a goal somehow. I did not see it though.
Also - training is now on wednesdays
We drew 1-1 in a friendly today, eh?
Jacko scored a goal somehow. I did not see it though.
Also - training is now on wednesdays
Friday, August 12, 2005
Sunday, July 31, 2005
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Hasta Luego
It means "see you later," or "I'll see you shortly," or "'til then." "Hasta luego"
Keep saying it to Dean, as it frustrated him all holiday. Ha. But don't tell him what it means. He did manage to learn 'Hola' though
Keep saying it to Dean, as it frustrated him all holiday. Ha. But don't tell him what it means. He did manage to learn 'Hola' though
Saturday, July 23, 2005
The 'Neville' Brothers Charity Mini Run
Jon, Keef and Olaf's Charity Appeal
Keith and Jon Horwood will be taking in part on a mini run to germany in aid of macmillan cancer relief. Please give generously!
Keith and Jon Horwood will be taking in part on a mini run to germany in aid of macmillan cancer relief. Please give generously!
Wednesday, July 20, 2005
Monday, July 11, 2005
Training Update
The first training session is now on Sunday the 17th of July. That is THIS sunday. 10:30am at Blackshots.
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Stats Ahoy!
Long overdue I discovered the FA pages for the Thurrock Sunday League though to be fair I hadn't bothered searching google for it! Clutz!
TABLES
This one has the final league table for the 2004/05 season. Use the drop down box to change divisions. As we can see on the first page, Bond Street came bottom in their division...
RESULTS
Visit this one for the full 2004/05 season results for Oaks Athletic. A great run to end the season saw 5 wins, 2 draws and only 1 loss.
TABLES
This one has the final league table for the 2004/05 season. Use the drop down box to change divisions. As we can see on the first page, Bond Street came bottom in their division...
RESULTS
Visit this one for the full 2004/05 season results for Oaks Athletic. A great run to end the season saw 5 wins, 2 draws and only 1 loss.
Monday, June 20, 2005
Oaks Athletic End of Season
Our next training session is the 24th July. Until then there is relaxing in the spanish sun for our summer break!
Saturday, June 18, 2005
Almost End of Season Table!!!
What a crappy season of updates from the webmaster. Sack him! W*nker!
Here is a practically final table from the 2004/05 season. An exact mid table position was acheived by the Oaks following many exciting matches and many more exciting punch ups. Roll on 2005/06 with a more up to date website which will possibly look completely different!!!
AlmostFinalTable200506.jpg
Here is a practically final table from the 2004/05 season. An exact mid table position was acheived by the Oaks following many exciting matches and many more exciting punch ups. Roll on 2005/06 with a more up to date website which will possibly look completely different!!!
AlmostFinalTable200506.jpg
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