I shall be at the match this weekend to collect deposits for Jon's Stag-weekend!
Where is the match anyways?
Happy Valentines Day X
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Monday, February 05, 2007
Chelsea Team in Nightclub Shocker
A Ukranian woman bumps into the entrie Chelsea football squad in a night club.
She approaches John Terry and asks for his autograph. She duly drops out her left tit, which she signs.
She asks Drogba for the same. She drops out her right tit. he signs it.
She asks Mourino for his autograph, and drops her knickers, and shows her fanny to him.
To which he said, "Fuck off! The last time I signed a Ukranian cunt it cost me 30 million pounds and the premiership title!"
She approaches John Terry and asks for his autograph. She duly drops out her left tit, which she signs.
She asks Drogba for the same. She drops out her right tit. he signs it.
She asks Mourino for his autograph, and drops her knickers, and shows her fanny to him.
To which he said, "Fuck off! The last time I signed a Ukranian cunt it cost me 30 million pounds and the premiership title!"
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