We drew 3-3 with these boys last time, it will be a hard game.
If anyone fancies a new credit card to buy christmas presents at beer this month, try out the new American Express Nectar card. You get those nectar points when you use it. You can also get free prints when Signing up to Kodak Easyshare service this month. Last night I uploaded some digital photos to it and ordered prints, quoting the code they give you can get you them for free. So if you take lots of digital photos and want to print a few without the hassle of going to a shop, try out this service, ja!
Monday, November 28, 2005
Sunday, November 27, 2005
Oaks 1 - Chadwell 2
Cup match this week, it was at ye olde Greyhound Pub Pitches. You know the one that is not too bad a pitch apart from its strange undulations which make you fall over a lot.
Oaks took an early lead thanks to ME (K.Horwood). I rose like a salmon to fire a bullet header past the stunned defence and almost ripping the net in twain.
Chadwell put up a fight after that and managed to get a goal back in the second half with some weak effort that somehow crossed the line. It was probably offside.
The game went to extra time where chadwell manged to get a fluke goal when a cross was caught by the wind and drifted into the net beyond Parker, who had had a good game.
Oaks never gave up even with the tired legs but the ball seemed to not fall to the feet of the superb Goalscorer KEEF.
Upon returning to the pub we were met with a free drink courtesy of DEBS. What a top lass. She must fancy one of us. It is probably KEEF as he is like a sober George Best.
Oaks took an early lead thanks to ME (K.Horwood). I rose like a salmon to fire a bullet header past the stunned defence and almost ripping the net in twain.
Chadwell put up a fight after that and managed to get a goal back in the second half with some weak effort that somehow crossed the line. It was probably offside.
The game went to extra time where chadwell manged to get a fluke goal when a cross was caught by the wind and drifted into the net beyond Parker, who had had a good game.
Oaks never gave up even with the tired legs but the ball seemed to not fall to the feet of the superb Goalscorer KEEF.
Upon returning to the pub we were met with a free drink courtesy of DEBS. What a top lass. She must fancy one of us. It is probably KEEF as he is like a sober George Best.
Monday, November 21, 2005
4-1 Loss
Bare Bones XI 1 Thurrock Dynamos B TEAM 4
Highlights of the game being a goal after 30 seconds for the Oaks and classic brawl. Oh and Keef scored an own goal.
OWN GOAL SCORERS TABLE 21/11/2005
A White 1
K Horwood 1
LATEST TABLE AND RESULTS AND FIXTURES
http://full-time.thefa.com/gen/Index.do?league=699817
Click on the Division Drop down box and select Division 3B
We need to beat Concept B on the 4th of December if we are going to challenge for promotion!
REFEREE'S REPORT
This just in...
"During the game, an Oak Athletic Player (Kierns) was away from the fullback and clear down the left when he was taken out of the game. The Thurrock Foolback (Squirt) turned to my whistle and shouted at the top of his lungs 'I didn't touch him!'. An Oak Player, a rowdy so-and-so who goes by the name of Jackson, replied 'Shut it you cunt!'. After sizing each other up with some shoves and a test of strength, Jackson was seen to send a right hook straight into the chin of Squirt. What followed was a disgraceful sight as players, fans and cripples (Dean) piled in for some kind of preverted orgy of sorts. All I can say was that I had no choice but to send off both Jackson and Squirt for feeling inside of other player's shorts. I suggest a small fine and some detention at my house."
So that is all cleared up then.
Highlights of the game being a goal after 30 seconds for the Oaks and classic brawl. Oh and Keef scored an own goal.
OWN GOAL SCORERS TABLE 21/11/2005
A White 1
K Horwood 1
LATEST TABLE AND RESULTS AND FIXTURES
http://full-time.thefa.com/gen/Index.do?league=699817
Click on the Division Drop down box and select Division 3B
We need to beat Concept B on the 4th of December if we are going to challenge for promotion!
REFEREE'S REPORT
This just in...
"During the game, an Oak Athletic Player (Kierns) was away from the fullback and clear down the left when he was taken out of the game. The Thurrock Foolback (Squirt) turned to my whistle and shouted at the top of his lungs 'I didn't touch him!'. An Oak Player, a rowdy so-and-so who goes by the name of Jackson, replied 'Shut it you cunt!'. After sizing each other up with some shoves and a test of strength, Jackson was seen to send a right hook straight into the chin of Squirt. What followed was a disgraceful sight as players, fans and cripples (Dean) piled in for some kind of preverted orgy of sorts. All I can say was that I had no choice but to send off both Jackson and Squirt for feeling inside of other player's shorts. I suggest a small fine and some detention at my house."
So that is all cleared up then.
Sunday, November 13, 2005
3-0 Win against Aspect
Scorers: Jackson, Gray and White.
Aspect only had 9 men and it showed. They defended with conviction throughtout the first half, the only goal being Jacksons exquisite lob over the keeper from a superb White goalkick. This was probably around 30 minutes of time played. Before this goal there was some poor misses from the Gollum and other losers. I shouted with all my might but the goals were not going in.
In the second half, OAKS kept up the pressure, the Aspect keeper making some amazing saves throughout, just like in the first half. The second goal (which was probably just a hopefull long ball) was scored by jonny gay. Somehow it went in and lobbed the keeper. The goal was followed by the usual Jonny celebration which was better than jackos, which I cannot remember. Nathan could not hit a barn door today, so we did not see his celebration from him. Kierns hit the corner flag with some poor first time volleys. Horwood Junior now wants a run out up front.
The third goal was a bit scrappy. The ball fell to Alex white, who had pushed forward, and he finished with a hard drive in the bottom corner. OAKS should have scored many goals like this today!
So how many goals has everyone scored? I want cup and league lists really. I mught actually put ASSISTS aswell, so people pass......
Aspect only had 9 men and it showed. They defended with conviction throughtout the first half, the only goal being Jacksons exquisite lob over the keeper from a superb White goalkick. This was probably around 30 minutes of time played. Before this goal there was some poor misses from the Gollum and other losers. I shouted with all my might but the goals were not going in.
In the second half, OAKS kept up the pressure, the Aspect keeper making some amazing saves throughout, just like in the first half. The second goal (which was probably just a hopefull long ball) was scored by jonny gay. Somehow it went in and lobbed the keeper. The goal was followed by the usual Jonny celebration which was better than jackos, which I cannot remember. Nathan could not hit a barn door today, so we did not see his celebration from him. Kierns hit the corner flag with some poor first time volleys. Horwood Junior now wants a run out up front.
The third goal was a bit scrappy. The ball fell to Alex white, who had pushed forward, and he finished with a hard drive in the bottom corner. OAKS should have scored many goals like this today!
So how many goals has everyone scored? I want cup and league lists really. I mught actually put ASSISTS aswell, so people pass......
Monday, November 07, 2005
Sunday, November 06, 2005
You Lunch!
What the hell is wrong with the world? It is all doom and gloom at the moment.
Well adding to the worldwide rioting and natural disasters, the oaks crashed to a 1-0 defeat at home today. The goal was a soft goal to concede, with 'One Fat Leg' heading past Mr Parker midway in the first half. A breakdown in communication! Well it was dissapointing, as we should have thrashed them 'Jacks Lads' Fools.
Next week we are unsure if there is a game, but there may be training if people are up for that.
Well adding to the worldwide rioting and natural disasters, the oaks crashed to a 1-0 defeat at home today. The goal was a soft goal to concede, with 'One Fat Leg' heading past Mr Parker midway in the first half. A breakdown in communication! Well it was dissapointing, as we should have thrashed them 'Jacks Lads' Fools.
Next week we are unsure if there is a game, but there may be training if people are up for that.
Saturday, November 05, 2005
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